What’s Going On Here?

And why is Edwards making that face?

McCain Still Entertains The Crowd With His Frankenstein Impression

Do his arms not bend at the elbows?

Does He Have The T-Shirt?

Just In Case You Doubted Obama’s Messiahness

See, he expels roses from his lower body type area and can make horses float. That’s proof enough for me. 

How Do These Two Stay Married?

Thanks to Josh Kidd for this one

Do You Have Anything To Cover That Scar?

Special effects makeup perhaps?

Valentine’s Day Just Got A Little Wierder

Really, who sends out Valentine’s Day cards to everyone? I do like how they made Liz sit down so Dennis could finally be taller than her.

Sign Holding, You’re Doing It Wrong

Sign holding is super hard. Thanks again to Josh Kidd for the poster. If you want to submit your own political demotivational poster, here’s where you need to be.

There Is Nothing Wrong With McCain’s Bearings

He inspected them personally. Yes, I am implying what you think I’m implying.

Makeup Covers A Multitude Of Flaws

Day old hair doesn’t help either. Thanks again to Josh Kidd, someone who likes wasting time at work as much as I do.