Mugabe, The Master Of Election-Stealing

W is an amateur compared to this douche.

Rev. Wright, Killing Obama’s Chances

I really have no other explanation.

Latinos Do Not Heart Lou Dobbs

Lou Dobbs is so anti-immigrant that “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin sends him into fits of rage.

Anderson Cooper – Hot For Many Reasons

At least you guys don’t value him solely because of his looks. Big ups to Gawker for the pie chart.

Show Me This In-Ter-Net Thing Everyone’s Talking About

I love the fact that he has to put his glasses on to look at the screen.

Hillary Clinton, Way Too Happy

She seems way too happy. All the time.

Proofreading? What’s That?

Classic.

That Wasn’t A Very Well Kept Secret

I guess you guys have never heard of Google Earth have you?

Kim Jong Il’s “Inspector” Face, What Do You Think?

Pass or fail? You decide.

Does He Even Know What Malaria Is?

Something tells me that’s a “no”.