It’s All Connected Somehow….

I’m sure she’ll get her crack research team on the case ASAP.

Monumentally. Bad. Idea.

I’m sure the good people of New York won’t mind if we buzz Lady Liberty for a photoshoot. They should totally be over that 9/11 thing by now.

Wait, Is This Picture Racist?

That Pile Of Cash Should Be Much, Much Bigger

Thanks to B.Kirby1 fpr the submission.

Yep, Arrogant Asshats, That’s Us

You see, what we should have did was stayed right here and not gone and meddled in France’s business. I mean really, getting in our boats and storming the beach and liberating the French…who the hell do we think we are, defenders of liberty or something? God we suck.

Thanks to bgdog001 for the submission.

IT WAS NOT A BOW!

It was ….some other thing…not a bow. Yeah, that’s the ticket. It’s a super secret special handshake you guys don’t know anything about.

Thanks to Tequila Shooter for the submission.

It Sure Is Beginning To Seem That Way

Not only is he wildly underqualified and in way over his head, he doesn’t seem to like this country very much. How the hell did this guy get elected?

Thanks to Rockey for the submission.

I Like This Army Guy….

I bet that’s a nice big cup of STFU for his friends in the media. He’s so thoughtful.

Thanks to Rockey for the submission.

No, And I Wouldn’t Buy A New Car From Him Either

Aside from the obvious reasons why this ticks me off  (socialism anyone?), I wanted the new badass Dodge Challenger as my next car. My luck, Obama will have made it all sissyfied and dumb by the time I can afford one. He’s even ruining my second choice, the Saturn Sky. Damnit.

Thanks to Tom for the submission.

What’s That Girl? Timmy’s In Trouble?

Maybe Lassie can fetch Timmy a clue.

Thanks to pkyleca for the submission.